I loved this article. You'll probably have to read it a few times before you get it, but this is entertaining..
Yemen: Authorities close to arresting dozens of al-Qaeda militants
Sanaa, 30 May (AKI) - Yemeni security authorities have identified 70 militants belonging to al-Qaeda or to Shia rebel factions loyal to insurgent leader Imam Abdul Malik al-Houthi, and will be arrested in the next few days, pan-Arab daily al-Hayat reported.
About 30 of the wanted militants are thought to be very dangerous, as they are reportedly followers of Osama Bin Laden.
Yemeni security officials quoted by the paper said they are confident that in the next few days the wanted militants will be arrested, due to vital information provided by 11 al-Qaeda militants who were arrested in capital Sanaa earlier this week.